THIS IS PROBABLY ON A THREADLESS T-SHIRT

i still wish i'd thought of it

TODAY REALLY SUCKS – BUT THIS IS MAKING IT BETTER

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PHILOSOPHY: A REMINDER OF THE BASICS AND WHY WE’RE FUCKED

We're doomed.

DARWIN, THE M&M, AND GLADIATOR (ALL IN ONE AMAZING POST) ALSO HIGHLANDER… SOMEHOW

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LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MAKE YOUR PAPER LOOK LONGER (ANOTHER BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIAL)

ELEVATOR TO HELL: PLACE YOUR POKE-BETS ON THIS POKE-BATTLE

I KNOW WHO WINS THIS POKE-BATTLE

LETS LEARN HOW TO: PUNCH LIGHTNING FAST

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GIMME FUE GIMME FAI DERP DERP DERP

NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MAKE WENDY’S SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH

NOM NOM NOM NOM

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I KICKED A BURNING TERRORIST SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT I TORE A TENDON IN MY FOOT

MORE MAN THAN YOU CAN HANDLE