MUSIC VIDEO: FOALS – “SPANISH SAHARA”

Foals drops the trigonometry lessons from their debut album and is writing some simple jams. Leave your calculators at home.

MUSIC VIDEO: Gorillaz – “Stylo”

BRUCE.  FUCKING.  WILLIS.  MAKES.  THIS.  SONG.  SUCK.  A.  LOT.  LESS.

THIS ALEX METRIC REMIX IS SO FUCKING GOOD IN A REALLY DISCO GLAM BUT KINDA BAD WAY

FUCK YOU: You know if you’re smart enough to use photoshop….

then you’re probably smart enough to understand facebook… just saying.

"well i just don't understand this whole thing of web tew-point-oh. oh and do get me started on those airport security linez SHUUHEEESSSHH"

This is definitely made by a member of vampire freaks.com while on break from their Kinko’s counter gig.  Or a very very VERY lonely WoW addict.  Don’t worry your maiden will request your valour come the solstice.  Forget thee not thoust malice hammer.  TEN DAMAGE TEN DAMAGE TEN DAMAGE.

Ok maybe I was a little harsh… I DID like that last video you made:

GOLF SUCKS

wait for it....

Ninja Deer prepares for Jesus water-walk throwdown

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Spencer Tunick: Still making people lay in front of things.

*Sigh*

Part of me thinks he has a problem and this is a one trick pony photog.  The other part of me thinks this is actually really cool… but then I realize… I have these same two thoughts EVERY SINGLE TIME he does this.

You can read more and see an optional NSFW video of 5200 naked people here

Someone make a dare dorm joke.

Olympic Closing Ceremony can be summed up with the facial expression of this tween hockey puck

Holy christ what a terrible waste of money.  At one point though I did hear Bob Costas say “and the always enjoyable inflatable beaver…..”

"i'm having fun now i swear"

WTF: What do you think happened to this guy….

AFTER HE GOT OFF THIS POOL OF MERCURY?!?!?!?

Dude check your white balance… oh also I TOTALLY WANT TO SHOOT GUNS WITH YOU

"i fucking love you glen beck... I FUCKING LOVE YOU" (click to enlarge)

I’ve always wanted to go shooting guns at a range with a dude like this who could show me how it’s done and also tell me about the coming singularity… or some other uprising.  IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY GUNS PLEASE CONTACT US.  WE WOULD LOVE TO GO SHOOTING WITH YOU.

JUGALO NEWS: THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

I don’t know if Insane Clown Posse made this, or if these dudes are just making a parody, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT this is funny.  Faygo Cola references, the make-up, it’s spot on.  Note: SOTI is NOT a fan of ICP.  They’re fucking stupid.