Only this dumb no talent c*nt would brag about the death of one of the art world’s icons. RIP McQueen. Kim. Please join him. No wait don’t because you’re gonna burn in hades you fuckin loser. Throw yourself in front of Juicy Couture bus.
Trebek you smug bastard.
thank you dear sacha. thank you for everything you do.
OK OK, I get it. No one wants to touch the dangler by accident. Or be face to face with it on movie night. But putting a sticker on your dog’s butt parts? Come on, weirdos. Leave it alone. If you have that much issue with being in close proximity to something with an asshole, don’t get a pet. Or date. Or have kids. You know what? Go ahead and sit inside watching tv and eating Lunchables until you’re dead. Also, don’t invent something that goes on your dog’s ass and then market it as some kind of SWEET CUSTOM GRAPHIX YO/don’t tell me they’re insecure about their butt. It’s a dog, and you’re projecting.
Alternate scenario, you forget to remove the anal eye patch when you take rover for a walk. FUCKING MESS. Think about it.
I recorded this inside a bucket!
Catchy though.
If you’re at work – you’re gonna want some headphones. From the sick minds over at sickanimation.com
ok read this
GRAMMY-award winning singer John Mayer has mouthed off about his sex life yet again, this time spilling the details about sleeping with ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson and referring to his penis as a “white supremacist”, the New York Post reported.
and also
“It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just f***ing snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f*** you, I would start selling all my s*** just to keep f***ing you.’”
Listen to these and tell me what you think. God why the fuck don’t more of you assholes comment it’s all I think about all day.
annnddd this one
I love me some Daughters…. they’re a gaggle of young ones from Rhode Island that make music similar to bands like Maroon 5, Coldplay, Jay-z, The Black Eyed Peas, Ke$ha, 3OH3!!!!!!!, Justin Bieber, Anything on a soundtrack that’s mildly indie rock, your favorite songs from 80s night (COME ON EILEEN!!!), Yanni, Phish, O.A.R, E.L.O, R.E.O Speedwagon, SWV, Ma$e, Tag Team, Baha Men, and Radiohead. Check out their new single “The First Supper”
God I’m loving this:
JESUS. You know you watch ice skating and it’s like wow, I wonder what would happen if this went horribly horribly wrong? And then you watch this video, and you never want to watch ice skating again.
Moral of the story: ICE IS HARD ON YOUR FACE PARTS. URGGGH.
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