This Is Why People Hate Hot Topic.

I am so fucking embarrassed to work in the music industry.

What To Do When Your Country Can’t Feed Itself

Comrade 1: I have a great idea.
Comrade 2: Is it to go up to the roof and jump off?
Comrade 1: Actually, yes.
Comrade 2: Fuck yeah. I’ll get my boots.

I can’t decide if this is the reason we won the cold war, or the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

FUCK YES: BEST USE OF MAC “GENIE” EFFECT EVER EVER EVER

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WASH YOUR FUCKING PANDAS

I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND: YOU CAN SHAVE THE BABY

SHAVE THE BABY. CLICK TO ENLARGE

YOU’RE A FUCKING LOSER

L337 D00d ULTIMATE FARMVILLE PWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UHM WHOOPS: NBC HONORS BLACK HISTORY MONTH. ?UESTLOVE (YOUR NAME IS FUCKING STUPID BY THE WAY) TWITTERS IT. A WHITE EXECUTIVE BREAKS A SWEAT.

BACON BEER: IT’S REAL. I WILL GET IT. REVIEW PENDING….

LOOK. YOU’RE A BEAR. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU WITH A DART. THIS SHOULD BE EASY RIGHT?