MUSIC VIDEO: RUSKO – “WOO BOOST”

Ugh, late to the party as usual.  I didn’t even know there was a video for this until like last week.  I knew Rusko’s other hits like the ridiculously hyped “Hammertime.”  This track is WAY better.  The three sets of sunglasses totally make this a winner.  Totally remembered this song when I saw he was spinning with Boys Noize last week.

DUDE YOUR ARM HAS THE GRACE OF AN UNMANNED FIREHOSE

I love old commercials.
Obviously this one can’t be real… but what’s even worse is the attempt (at the time) to make it seem real.  God this is just awkward.

WELL OF COURSE I’D JETSKI ACROSS THE PACIFIC FROM CHINA TO JAPAN

explode this motherfucker to full screen

THAT NEW SNEEZING MONKEY THEY FOUND LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NO THIS ISNT A RACIST JOKE

So they found these

i'm so so sorry

which to me look like this guy

WTF: OLIVER THE CHIMP

Documentary about a strange chimp discovered in 1960 that was/is considered to be half human. HUMANZEE

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HALLOWEEN?

FUCK THERE ARE NO GOOD PARTIES.

“OF COURSE WE ALL AGREE ON THE DEMISE OF THE DINOSAURS”

BOO – THE CUTEST DOG IN THE WORLD

“JUST A SONG ABOUT MY FAMILY”

How long can you last?

SHIT SONG/GREAT VIDEO: UFFIE – “DIFFICULT”

“Dont worry if I write rhymes/I write checks,” says lil’ ole Uffie in her new focus track from June’s whatever-titled Sex Dreams And Denim Jeans

Trust me Uff, I’m not fucking worried.  I’m just not – and I worry a lot.  I worry about my work, whether or not I left the door unlocked, if there’s food in my teeth, if we are in fact heading towards the apocalypse, whether or not the Lindberg baby was REALLY kidnapped, Falcon Heene, the success of J4, Harry Whittington’s recovery progress, and dinosaurs.

I don’t worry about your MC Speak and Spell immature cocaine party-girl gobbledygook.  You are a performer that wows only the most saccharine sheeple waiting in line for a DJ Skribble party.  Marquee is calling.

That said the powers around you conspired to make a pretty dope video.