Did you guys know if you run really hard, like marathon hard, your nipples can start bleeding? There was a whole gallery posted on reddit or something. Some sicko went through flickr looking for photos of runners with bloody shirts. SUPER FUCKING CRAZY. But I’ll spare you. Instead look at this
Yes that’s Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater.
I ran a marathon in 2004. My nipples totally bled all through training. I tried to but band-aids over them to stop the chafing, but I’m hairy and the band-aids wouldn’t stick.
The other problem is inner thigh chafing. You have to put a buttload of KY jelly in there before you run. KY jelly on the nipples helps a little, too.