WTF: ANGRY GANGSTER PREACHER

Holy fucking shit.  How many times have you heard ”CUT THAT BITCH OFF” or “I COME IN THE NAME OF JESUS YOU MOTHERFUCKER” on a televangelist’s show?  YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS WHOLE THING.  The callers at the end are priceless.

“WHAT CHU KNOW BOUT THA LORD?!”

Uhm really nothing, but if you could sell that ability to effortlessly fly through Yosemite, I’m in.

THESE NORWEGIAN HIGHWAYS ARE BROUGHT TO YOU COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF AQUAVIT AND BLONDE HAIR

CAPTION TIME: OH JESUS… REALLY? THE 350,000 DOLLAR MOTORCYCLE. I PRESENT TO YOU: THE GUN BIKE

Wait is that back wheel big? Or is your girlfriend just fat?

Uma Thurman is trying to kill us

So did the phone call go something like this? "Look mom, I'm quitting Quiznos and becoming a tertiary market automotive model... ... ... Look it's that or porn... ... ... I'M TIRED OF BEING CALLED A MIDGET"

HAHA YOU SUCK: THE BLOW JOB TAUNT?

I’ve never called any one a “blow job.”  Never.  Occasionally you can call someone a “boner” and it can be REALLY funny, but this just doesn’t work.  You don’t try and piss someone off by offering them blowie time and I’m pretty this dude isn’t reminding the player about his dental hygiene.  So in short: either meet the dude behind the dumpster after the game, or drop the puck already.

COOL AS FUCK: A LUNAR RAINBOW

Wait did anyone know these existed?

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OHHHHH…. THAT’S WHO GETS STOKED FOR LOBSTERFEST…

DEFINITIONS: FERDERFNARK!!!*

* Australian for: donkey looking kango gets chumped by a black bird that runs like Don Knotts

UPDATE: JESUS CAT BELIEVES HE CAN ENTER OTHER DIMENSIONS. JESUS CAT PROBABLY JUST HAS KITTY SYPHILIS

YOU ARE NOT A HIGHLANDER.

NOR ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE CAST OF SLIDERS.

JESUS CAT SAYS STOP DOIN’ IT BEFORE YOU’RE MARRIED OR IT’LL RAIN KIBBLE… BLOOD KIBBLE… DONT FUCK WITH JESUS CAT

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COOL AS FUCK: ODDS OF THIS HAPPENING AGAIN – SLIM

is the face asian?  I think it’s asian…  wait should that be written as Asian?  Like with a capital A?  Or is it capitol?  I always forget… wait am I racist?