Olympic Closing Ceremony can be summed up with the facial expression of this tween hockey puck

Holy christ what a terrible waste of money.  At one point though I did hear Bob Costas say “and the always enjoyable inflatable beaver…..”

"i'm having fun now i swear"

WTF: What do you think happened to this guy….

AFTER HE GOT OFF THIS POOL OF MERCURY?!?!?!?

Dude check your white balance… oh also I TOTALLY WANT TO SHOOT GUNS WITH YOU

"i fucking love you glen beck... I FUCKING LOVE YOU" (click to enlarge)

I’ve always wanted to go shooting guns at a range with a dude like this who could show me how it’s done and also tell me about the coming singularity… or some other uprising.  IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY GUNS PLEASE CONTACT US.  WE WOULD LOVE TO GO SHOOTING WITH YOU.

College Humor Throwing A Curve Ball Again By Being Funny


I mean, windows 7 is RIPE for parody, but this is a cut above. The “I want it to have” section, made me almost shit my pants.

ABDC International/Furry Edition!

take it away asian mario lopez!

seriously though, what the fuck. I watched this entire thing, stupefied by the pure, unadulterated, what-the-fuckitude.

JUGALO NEWS: THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

I don’t know if Insane Clown Posse made this, or if these dudes are just making a parody, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT this is funny.  Faygo Cola references, the make-up, it’s spot on.  Note: SOTI is NOT a fan of ICP.  They’re fucking stupid.

Leslie… you work for AT&T… you have to help me…

I JUST SIGNED THIS BANNNDDDDDD!

YOU KNOW YOU WISH YOU’D BEEN THIS SHIFTY

F*cking Lando Drinks It, Why Shouldn’t You?

You don’t have to be a snob about it. I bet they serve that shit in (on?) Cloud City.

Seriously though? Seriously? Fab 5 Freddy and Lando on this one. I’m sorry I shouldn’t call him Lando, we should talk about his more recent work…like…

Redmond Boyle in Command & Conquer 3
Toussiant DuBois in General Hospital
and…
Harvey Dent in Tim Burton’s Batman??

I showed that video to Sacha and in the true spirit of oneupmanship she passed along this little gem:

HE MAKES HER PET A BOAR STATUE. WHAT THE FUCK.