whhhhhhhhho bought this pudgy little tot that outfit?
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD. I think this just started popping up last night but I could be wrong. Enjoy:
Ok usually my WTF category posts feature terrifyingly uncomfortable japanese products. Remember pet sweat?
This time I’m giving a big ole DUBYATEEEFF to this little video clip. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? Take this effort and put it towards cold fusion. UGGGGH.
Who am I kidding, it’s still hypnotic to watch people who idolize – oh i dunno – Matthew Maconahay – flop into the water after doing 4 billion flips.
Note: look for the flash shot of the fat duder in a boat with the D-cups. It’s within the first 20 seconds and is nothing short of unsettling.
LISTENING TO PAUL OAKENFOLD SO LOUD. LIKE REALLY BRO
Did I mention I’m driving a Scion? Yeah thanks ZipCar. If I didn’t think Foursquare was for complete jackasses I would be the mayor of Dickville. Why would I want the Mini Cooper or the BMW 3 series when I can drive a tin box?
It’s actually not THAT bad of a car. I would however like to thank the previous driver for the wonderful job he did on the alignment. Please see my case study below:
Alright I’m headed to the beach in a bread box.
In keeping with this recent trend of NEVER BEING HOME. I’m currently in Southold.
Ok it is SERENE here. It’s SO QUIET. To the right is the beach. To the left organic farms. BARNS EVERYWHERE.
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No sight of my favorite spud yet….
I believe they’re all sprouting on the other fork of Long Island. Who knows, I still have another day to find some and get made fun of. CANT WAIT!
Also, not too sure if I’m going to be tanned or a bit burned in the morning. God I hope it’s not sunburn. Aloe doesn’t do shit.
If you watch Jaws in rewind, it’s about a shark who throws up so many people they need to open a beach.
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