ELEVATOR TO HELL: FAT KID CRIES AFTER BEING BLASTED BY AIRHORN

If there is ever an incident that teaches us to “roll with a joke or else it might end up on YouTube,” this is it.  Stick through the whole video and watch as this sun-faced little dingleberry attempt to kick the camera (while lounging) and apparently grab some sort of metal suitcase for comfort?  Odd.  God this is funny.  Get away from me you idiot.

SEAN KINGSTON

THE BIRTH OF A SUPER VILLAIN

BEHOLD: THE GREATEST ESSAY EVER WRITTEN. EVER. I MEAN IT. PLANES TRAINS AND PLANTAINS

Oedipus, Dr. Dre, Lou Gehrig, and a blank third page.  AND HE STILL PASSED.

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RIVETING NEW READ: IDENTIFYING WOOD

CAMEL TICKLE

FUCKING.

CAMELS.

I WAS JUST THINKING THAT SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A BACON MUG FULL OF CHEESE…

DUCK FACE: YOU’RE WELCOME

UGH

YEAH HI I’LL HAVE TWO SCOOPS OF THE BUTTERFINGER BLAST

JAPAN WINS GOLD IN LATEST “HATERS GONNA HATE” GAMES

KEANU HUNGRY

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