Step 0: Be born
Step 1: Be a terrible teen musician
Step 2: Have your family also be terrible at everything
Step 3: Form a band with everything that’s terrible in your life
Step 4: Go on CBS’ Early Show’s Singing Family Faceoff Competition
Step 5: Take your thinly veiled conservatism to the masses with this audible bile
Step 6: Puberty
Step 7: Never get laid
Step: 8: Realize that you can’t until you’re married anyway
Step 9: Pills
Step 10:
…. I really hope they kill themselves.
You know who else had a lead singer bass player… WINGER.
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do yourself a favor…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1j_LfpKb1o
holy shit