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Acorn Stairlift Commercials Attempt To Establish Plot, Candid Conversation, Perhaps Even Rapport?

These
are
amazing

Posted by Carter on 10/02/2010 at 8.pm

Helicopter Fishing – You Watch This Right Now. You wait for 1:10 then you LOSE YOUR SHIT

Alright. Look. I understand most extreme sports – but helicopter fishing probably takes the cake as the all time bat shit stupidest bullshit non sport I’ve ever fucking seen. Behold:

And now a conversation:

- Man i’m just not getting amped anymore

- you wanna go mountain biking?

- nah

- skiing?

- nah

- skydiving?

- nope

- hrm <pause> imma…. i… <sigh> listen i’m gonna go belly flop on a marlin

Posted by Carter on 10/02/2010 at 5.pm

Beach House – “Walk In The Park”

I’m not even going to attempt to sound cool on this one because you all probably had this on cassette… SLAP BOOM THE PLAY DOT FOR SOME JANGLE TUNES. Then go buy Teen Dream. It’s out now.