BACON BEER: IT’S REAL. I WILL GET IT. REVIEW PENDING….

Posted by Carter on 05/02/2010 at 3.pm

LOOK. YOU’RE A BEAR. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU WITH A DART. THIS SHOULD BE EASY RIGHT?

Posted by Carter on 05/02/2010 at 3.pm

ROBOCOP’S KITCHEN

Posted by Carter on 04/02/2010 at 10.am

AND GOD SAID: “LET THEM SEE MY PENIS… YES I AM A MAN. STOP ARGUING”

spank the rodent button to see it bigger-er

Posted by Carter on 03/02/2010 at 2.pm

FIESTA LLAMA DOES WHAT FIESTA LLAMA WANTS

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

OVERHEARD: “LISTEN BITCH WE CROPPED YOUR BOYFRIEND” also “DUDE YOUR TUMOR IS OUT OF CONTROL”

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

Agan Harahap Is Blowin’ Up

I read about dude in Wired a few months back.  But now he’s in like major newspapers?!  DAMMMMMN.  Who knew photoshopping (really well I may add) could get you this much press.  Time to draw multi-dicks on Paul Depoien and retire in Mexico.

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

THINGS I NOTICE ON THE INTERNET: THIS LOOKS LIKE THIS, THIS, THIS, AND THIS

yeah that’s Jessica Alba

go britney!!!!

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 4.pm

“Hello? Spirit Airlines? Hi this is tact calling… is your VP of Marketing there?”

So part of me thinks this is a poor online marketing drone having some fun (possibly on his way to unemployment) but the other part of me thinks that some “genius” in their online department went:

“HOLY SHIT.  LETS USE MUFF DIVING TO SELL SEATS”

Slap your mouse box on the pictogram to bigger it on your picture box

Posted by Carter on 02/02/2010 at 12.pm

WANT NOW: YE OLDE TOME MACBOOK PRO CASE

FUCK YES.  FUCK. YES.

The Dewey Decimal System is thoroughly confused by this entry

Posted by Carter on 01/02/2010 at 11.am

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