WANT NOW: Buches de Noel from Payard

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Buches de Noel = Yule Log

You can order these beauts FOR PICK UP ONLY ON XMAS EVE. They sold 5000 of these fuckers last year.  They are ONLY available on xmas eve.  Fucking French people…. always making shit difficult.  Get out your fucking check books.

Your weekly dose of: “By laughing, you certify your place in hell”

Enjoy the Para-golfer.  this is not  a joke.

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THIS IS AMERICA + 1 BILLION + infinity * the universe

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UNLUCKY LOTTERY WINNER #2857

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