FOLLOW UP TO ZOMBIE RACCOON ATTACK: RATS

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FOLLOW UP TO ZOMBIE ATTACK: RACCOONS

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A FEW THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY TODAY

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A ZOMBIE OUTBREAK SIMULATOR

ZOMBIE SIMULATOR

Try it out at Class3Outbreak

Do you live in DC?  Do you ever wonder what all the possible scenarios for infection, mayhem, and the general accuracy of a civilians shot?  CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.  Zombies enter from the north and then it’s all downhill.

From the site:

Zombie Outbreak Sim is a sandbox game where you can witness 100′s and 1000′s of zombies sweeping across Washington DC on Google Maps. This particular map is close to the Catholic University of America, north of the Pentagon. Players can modify various settings such as zombie numbers, speed, infection times and so on, and then watch the results unfold.

WANT NOW: IF ELROY JETSON HAD A LED TV IT WOULD BE HOUSED IN THIS

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Wilkerson M21 – via wilkersonfurniture.com

I’ve been researching ways to make my flat panel tv look cooler.  I think it’s weird that not a single company has released a model that looks cool.  I mean I guess if you play PS3 and like the Matrix, you’re gonna be wanting some shiny plastic black monitor with a stupid light up logo.  I do not.  Behold Joe Wilkerson’s M21.  For $3600 (minimum) you get this walnut beaut.  Problem: it’s $3600.

My sister thought it was ugly – which hurt my feelings – but then I realized she buys seasons of NCIS for her AppleTV…

GOOGLE TREND HAX0RING

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OMG OMG OMG BEST HALLOWEEN PRANK EVER


Creepy Trick or Treater Prank – Watch more Funny Videos

I WAS GOING TO POST A GALLERY OF RUNNERS WITH BLOODY NIPPLES…

Did you guys know if you run really hard, like marathon hard, your nipples can start bleeding?  There was a whole gallery posted on reddit or something.  Some sicko went through flickr looking for photos of runners with bloody shirts.  SUPER FUCKING CRAZY.  But I’ll spare you.  Instead look at this

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Yes that’s Salvador Dali walking his pet anteater.

AM I GOING TO HELL FOR LAUGHING AT THIS?

drivethruscootermore at BannedInHollywood.com

I WONDER WHEN HE’LL SEE THIS. AN OPEN LETTER TO MY “BUSINESS PARTNER”

worstblogger

I’m not posting another goddamn thing until he responds to this.