“Crazy Horse” is probably one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. Maybe you have to be Mormon to appreciate the Osmonds, but jesus fucking christ this is terrible. I’m trying to find the video of this song from ther 2008 reunion show on PBS. The AARP Osmonds have zero stage presence, even keytar playin’ Osmond can’t liven it up with SPARKS SHOOTING OUT OF HIS KEYTAR. Nevertheless, behold the ridiculous dance moves, synth horse noises, and horrible outfits. On a side note, this is the best selling Osmonds record of all time.
Sheh sheh sheh sheh sheh (beat drops like boom psst pop psst boom boom psst pop) Uh huh fiddy sheh sheh sheh sheh OH FUCK MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN. WHERE MAH JUICE AT?
Unhappy middle aged women (and their teenage daughters) feel like they’re part of the cast, but then realize they have to go home where (I’m guessing) no one cares about their feelings or what they’re wearing.
I did not see the movie. I never will. But the following images brought to you by SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com are the best review I’ve read yet.
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