I haven’t had a Big Mac in years. I’m talking somewhere around a decade. Still, people flip out over that sauce. There’s a bunch of different recipes out there, but this one has an infographic. So i’m going to go with it…
- Here Comes The Bullshit
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July26th
No CommentsLET’S LEARN HOW TO: MAKE BIG MAC SECRET SAUCE
Posted in: LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
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July20th
THE SINGLE GREATEST IMAGE ON THE INTERNET TODAY
Posted in: Humor | By: Carter
WILFORD BRIMLEY IS A CAT

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July20th
LET’S LEARN HOW TO: RAGE WITH CRUSTACEANS
Posted in: LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
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July20th
LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MACGUYVER AN AIR CONDITIONER LIKE A REAL MAN
Posted in: LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
It is ungodly hot outside this time of year in New York. It’s just oh so lovely to walk outside and sweat like a woman in labor. If you have a shitty lower east side office like me your air conditioning unit isn’t cutting it in the back of the space. I wonder if this would work in our kitchenette and bathroom? I feel like we’re looking at a lot of condensation and perhaps spillage. I would actually attempt it if I knew anyone read this site.
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July19th
LET’S LEARN HOW TO: SAVE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS FRIEND WHEN YOUR STAIRCASE IS ON FIRE
Posted in: LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
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July19th
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July19th
LETS LEARN HOW TO: SING HEY JUDE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
Posted in: Haha, You Suck, LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
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July19th
LET’S LEARN HOW TO: LACE OUR SHOES LIKE A BADASS (OR HIPSTER DOUCHE YOU CHOOSE)
Posted in: LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
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July19th
LETS LEARN HOW TO: COMMUNICATE LIKE A SWAT TEAM (A LESSON IN SIGN LANGUAGE)
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
Wow. I’ve always wanted to know what all those hand signals meant. In my younger years this could’ve been helpful while trying to:
- evade police at a high school party
- evade bullies
- evade my father
- siege the couches in the science wing
- crush opposition in a game of musical chairs
obviously guns are necessary for all of the above scenarios
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July19th
LET’S LEARN HOW TO: GO FISHING WITH A BOW & ARROW
Posted in: Cool As Fuck, LETS LEARN! | By: Carter
I am a terrible fisherman. I’ve caught one fish in my entire life – probably because I can’t stand touching them. SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY. Why deal with a sharp hook, a gross worm, some lame flexy bendy stick WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT THESE FUCKERS THROUGH THE HEART. Jacques Cousteau could not be reached for comment.














