AFTER HE GOT OFF THIS POOL OF MERCURY?!?!?!?
"i fucking love you glen beck... I FUCKING LOVE YOU" (click to enlarge)
I’ve always wanted to go shooting guns at a range with a dude like this who could show me how it’s done and also tell me about the coming singularity… or some other uprising. IF YOU HAVE THIS MANY GUNS PLEASE CONTACT US. WE WOULD LOVE TO GO SHOOTING WITH YOU.
I mean, windows 7 is RIPE for parody, but this is a cut above. The “I want it to have” section, made me almost shit my pants.
take it away asian mario lopez!
seriously though, what the fuck. I watched this entire thing, stupefied by the pure, unadulterated, what-the-fuckitude.
I don’t know if Insane Clown Posse made this, or if these dudes are just making a parody, but HOLY FUCKING SHIT this is funny. Faygo Cola references, the make-up, it’s spot on. Note: SOTI is NOT a fan of ICP. They’re fucking stupid.
You don’t have to be a snob about it. I bet they serve that shit in (on?) Cloud City.
Seriously though? Seriously? Fab 5 Freddy and Lando on this one. I’m sorry I shouldn’t call him Lando, we should talk about his more recent work…like…
Redmond Boyle in Command & Conquer 3
Toussiant DuBois in General Hospital
and…
Harvey Dent in Tim Burton’s Batman??
I showed that video to Sacha and in the true spirit of oneupmanship she passed along this little gem:
HE MAKES HER PET A BOAR STATUE. WHAT THE FUCK.
Yeah this is OH SO real. The New York Times reports that a bunch of robotics students at Carnegie Mellon (where they have a 5 year robotics degree… yes I took the tour) have made a robot that delivers snacks. The soon to be killing machine (singularity folks…) pictured above is some crazy japanese bot that’s making a savory pancake. Snackbot is mobile. It’ll grab you some bullshit snacks, and deliver them to your office. Check the video below. Can’t wait til they start poisoning our food.
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