PARENTS!

LOOK AT HOW HIGH THIS DOG IS ON HIS BIRTHDAY

Chatroulette freaks me out. Catroulette makes me laugh.

What a difference a letter makes.

Tell me more about this sentient feather creature...

Bizzie Bone? Is that you Bizzie?? Sing Crossroads for me, just once?

Yes. Yes.

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MUSIC VIDEO: Jonsi – “Go Do”

I kind of dig this song.  If you took out the four to the floor kick drum (played by a mummy on a suitcase… oh wait that’s Jonsi… ugh) this would sound like an Enya track.  In true Jonsi fashion, there are about 4 billion vocal tracks doing oohs, ahhs, blips, and long cannoning phrases that are probably reversed and played through a glacier.  Oh also, I think he thinks he’s a bird now.

NERDS ONLY: If you do not have college level science you will not fully enjoy this.

Normally these things are terrible. But this one? This one I kind of like. Not just because they do a pretty good job of rapping, but because THEY GO INTO EXCRUCIATING DETAIL.

If this fucker has ANYTHING to do with Windows 7 I’m going to be really mad

Is it useful?  I don’t know yet… Cool as fuck?  I’M ALREADY DROOLING.  TED 2010 was probably totally aweshum.  We need to go next year, but I doubt they’d give us press passes.

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MUSIC: Circa Survive – “Get Out”

I’ve always liked this band.  I even liked it when lead singer Anthony Green was in Saosin (this is when Saosin didn’t completely suck).  His solo record however, is atrocious.

Get Out by circasurvive

THIS DOG WON BEST IN SHOW AND LOOKS WAY SMARTER THAN ALL OF US

This is also like part 2 of this reminded me of this, this, and this

colors inverted but you get it

HAHA, YOU SUCK: ANYONE WHO RANTS ON YOUTUBE – AND EDITS IT… POORLY

I can’t stand people like this.  He’s “gonna call it like he sees it” folks.  At least attempt better edits.  The time between each shot is just a bit too long which leaves me thinking

  • how many takes did he do of each line?
  • does he ever feel self-conscious about that?
  • does he think other people rant line by line?
  • why would someone rant line by line?
  • does he know he’s standing in front of a 12 year old’s bedroom wall?
  • does that beard make him aggro?
  • or is he like alt-aggro?
  • does he really like marilyn manson?
  • people still listen to marilyn manson?

The best part about this video is no matter where you pause it, the guy looks like a complete tard.