I’m not posting another goddamn thing until he responds to this.
Kosuke’s dream baby. Perhaps we could put a bid on it. Or just steal it.
Wtf is up with this trend of people who find that “song that just sounds so touching” and kaboom it goes viral and gets tens of thousands of hits? Olafur Arnalds has been a bore for years. This piece is case in point. Cool video though. This could very well be the new trend of “Oh what music do i like? Well you know I love Radiohead’s Kid A.”
Ok, this is possibly the sweetest just desserts I’ve ever seen. I mean, seriously, in the pantheon of comeuppance, no one has ever deserved it more than this pair of drunk, homophobic, welshmen. So, just to give the rundown, these two assholes bon vivants of the UK’s asshole, are running 1/2 shirtless through the streets assaulting randos and generally being assholes bon vivants. Making friends, the fisty way. Then at around 1:00, I’m going to imagine the conversation went like this (translated loosely from the unintelligible mess that is the welsh accent compounded by the extreme inebriation)
Shirt: Oi! Look at those thar two queers there in the skirts wot!
Shirtless: I’m straight then, wot! I hates some of those faeries with the wo wot!
Third guy: Um, are you freaking serious? Those guys are like 300 pounds.
Shirt: They be waring skirts then! They must be queer then! WOT!
Shirtless: I’m straight then and I bet Oi can take them then them!
Third guy: Um, that guy definitely has a cauliflower ear. Like a bad one.
Shirtless: Hey queer, nice heels!
Shirt: Oi he told you then!
Third guy quietly disappears off camera R
Concussions. Blackout.
That’s right careful reader, these two cross-dressers are FUCKING CAGE FIGHTERS OUT ON THE TOWN. They enjoy dressing up like women and destroying men’s bodies. Seriously, both of those dudes go down in less than a second. THEN THE ONE GUY STOPS TO PICK UP HIS CLUTCH.
via DailyMail
People really hate on Cracked.com, but goddamn, those motherfuckers are REALLY funny sometimes. For example: Take this post where Cracked.com writer Chris Bucholz attempts to buy a pirated copy of Windows 7 on eBay. Here is what showed up:
Amazing. He then continues to write a thousand word review discussing hardware and network configurations. It is one of the funniest nerd/tech stories I’ve read in a LONG time. Bravo.
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