TONY HAWK 3 AN UNDERSTATEMENT

I never thought I would see the day when the shit you did in Tony Hawk 3 looked downright pedestrian. “Oh that’s cool, you hit a sick grind and then did a 1080 christ air into a nose manual? Congrats, you’re about as good at skateboarding as my kid brother, he’s 2.” Peep this and LOSE YOUR MIND.

Gorgeous.

Thanks to Tristan for this one.

BABY BURGER

WTF: I AM SO PISSED OFF TO LOSE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Why… WHY MUST WE GO BACK?!?  I will give whomever that extra hour of sleep back to avoid the soulless sunsets at 2:45 PM.  And what’s up with this shit?

Come on Arizona

MEGA DRUNK LADY KISSING AT COP – WHILE BEING ARRESTED – ON TV. (THANKS SACHA)

“IF YOU THROW UP IN MY CAR, ALL THAT FLIRTIN YOU DID EARLIER WILL DO NO GOOD”

AND NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN – MR. CONWAY TWITTY (DEATH METAL VERSION)

(thanks Nina!)

DRUNK GIRLS: PLEASE TAKE ENGINEERING CLASSES

wait for it. wait for it.

I know there’s like a thousand of these videos online, but doesn’t that make you think that there’s an endemic problem here? I guess what I’m saying is, ladies, before you go to bust a move, take earnest stock of the relative stability of load bearing objects around you.

This has been a public service announcement.

SAX-O-MATIC: I’M SURE IT’S THE MIX OF DAYQUIL AND AND ZYRTEC THAT’S MAKING ME THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS

In fairness, it doesn’t get really absurd until 0:30.

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: POSE LIKE THIS

YOU JUST GOT SHAMALAMADONG’D

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MESS WITH A LOVED ONE