This begins a new feature I like to call Unsettling Today. This is the place for things that are so awkward, so butt clenchingly uncomfortable, that the world must be made more aware of them. Today’s featurette stares race relations hard in the face, daring the abstract concept to blink. It then utters, fatefully, “boner.”

Glenn Beck creeps me out 24/7 but this…this is just so shudderworthy that I cannot come up with anything funny to say about it.

I. Just. Don’t. Know. What. To. Do. Anymore.