MATH LESSON: 50 CENT BBQ’S OWN HOME, VITAMIN WATER SAVES DAY

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Sheh sheh sheh sheh sheh (beat drops like boom psst pop psst boom boom psst pop) Uh huh fiddy sheh sheh sheh sheh OH FUCK MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN.  WHERE MAH JUICE AT?

MOVIE REVIEW: SEX IN THE CITY –> SARAH JESSICA PARKER LOOKS LIKE A HORSE AND RUTH BUZZI

Unhappy middle aged women (and their teenage daughters) feel like they’re part of the cast, but then realize they have to go home where (I’m guessing) no one cares about their feelings or what they’re wearing.

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I did not see the movie. I never will. But the following images brought to you by SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com are the best review I’ve read yet.
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ALSO:
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LONELY MAN LOOKS TO INTERNET FOR SUPPORT. FINDS NOTHING BUT RIDICULE

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“THE INTERNET. ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE”

“Chatting with women, taxes, chatting with men”


HOUSTON ROCKET HEART ATTACK

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU ROCKS…. MAKE SURE YOU THROW A SECOND ONE TO KNOCK YOU UNCONCIOUS AS WELL

YEAAAAAAH!

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OH FUCK

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VALENTINES DAY

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GUMBY LIVES