COOL AS FUCK: TRASH SHADOW ART

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METH MARIO EPIC OPERA

WHAT? WHY WOULD I USE MY CELL PHONE TO WRITE A MEMO WHEN I CAN USE THIS HANDY FAKE TATTOO?

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SURPRISE! INEXPENSIVE CHINESE GOOD = DEATH

You’d think it was lead poisoning, but that’d be the least of your worries if you happen to bein one of this while chirpin’ at some bitches hoes skanks young women at 40mph.

COOL AS FUCK: SOLAR POWERED IPODS

Ok so it’s not actually out yet, or developed for that matter, BUT….  Apple just filed a patent for iPods covered in solar panels.  I don’t know if there’s a way solar panels could completely power the unit, but think of how long the battery will last!  Cool as fuck.
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SYSTEM OF A DOWN GIVES CHILDREN PARKINSONS

KOBE BRYANT IS A TERRIBLE ACTOR. CAST OF JACKASS NEEDS TO MAKE RENT.

Yuck yuck yuck, those crazy Jackassers are at it again but this time with a CELEBRITY (alleged) RAPIST!  Check the fake digitalness of this corporate Nike “stunt” below.  Yawn.  Forced viral videos SO jumped the shark back when Lonelygirl was a youtube icon, and I didn’t even think she was good looking.

COOL AS FUCK: SECURITY CAMERA MIRROR

From Gizmodo, what a great way to fuck with your friends.   I can think of 100s of hilarious places for these.  Sadly I think they’re quite pricey since they’re made to order from Thelermont Hupton.
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MUSIC VIDEO: SHAI HULUD – MISANTHROPY PURE

Misanthropy Pure is shaping to be one of the best hardcore records released in a long LONG time.  New vocalist Matt Ian Mazzali is a juiced up version of Jamey Jasta, with a scream thats mildly melodic and epic as all hell.  How he manages to wail over ever single stuttering pnumatic riff is beyond me.  The album’s title track is easily the most accessible track on the album and I mean that in a good way.  While so much heavy music is mindless chugging these days, Shai Hulud seem to switch up time signatures and styles (mind you I mean styles within the genre) so easily it’s scary.  Add in the catchy soaring guitar melodies and you have an anthemic barn burner of an album.  Check out the simple yet powerful video below.  Directed by the one and only David Broadsky. 

Peep the band on myspace.

BEST FARK HEADLINE EVER

For those not in the “know,” Fark.com is a site I go to everyday.  Some of the posts on this site come from links they find.  Think of it as a real life version of The Onion.  They make their own headlines and link to ridiculous content.

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