MEANWHILE IN JELLYSTONE

I F*CKING LOVE THIS SONG: AUDIO TWO – TOP BILLIN

Easily one of the most sampled songs of all time. I believe this was also the inception of “So Step Up If You Wanna Get Hurt.”

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: BAKE STAINED GLASS COOKIES

GO TO THIS RIGHT NOW – USHER “PAPERS” WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

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LET’S LEARN: HOW TO FOLD A FETA CHEESE


KOSUKE GUEST POST IDEA

TWO THINGS I WANT RIGHT NOW: A LUNCH REQUEST –> PIZZA HUT AND CRYSTAL PEPSI SPECIAL

I’m really hungry today.  Do you think there’s a black market for Crystal Pepsi?  Wait let me eBay that.

HOLY SHIT.  SCORE.

Sadly it’s diet.  Double sads it’s $29.49

Shit I guess I’ll just have to settle for the pogs.

Who wants a pizza party?

Specifically what kind of Pizza Hut specialty pizza do you want?

I’m thinking Super Supreme Pizza.  The addition of black olives and ham really complete the glutton flavor profile.

Also like don’t even fucking try and offer me some thin crust or specialty bullshit.  I want classic pan.  Well, maybe AND THAT’S A BIG MAYBE – I can be convinced to go stuffed crust – but I refuse to eat it backwards.  That’s just pure nonsense.

And like what the fuck is this crap?

I don’t trust you Big Italy.  You’re a flash in the pan.  The Arch Deluxe of the Hut.

Yeah let’s just go with a good ole’ deep dish.

Does anyone have any Tums Lipitor?  Does anyone know if there actually is a legit Pizza Hut in New York?  I’m not dealing with some weird Taco Bell takeover crap.

LET’S LEARN: HOW TO DANCE “HIP HOP” (POSSIBLY TAUGHT BY A LESBIAN)

It pains me that Jamie sends these to me rather than posts them.  Ahhhh remember the good ole days of SOTI?

WTF: ULTRA COMFORT AND STYLE IN A JAPANESE SLEEPING BAG

I’m wondering who this appeals to.  On the one hand a wearable sleeping bag is kind of hilariously useful, but then you realize HOW OFTEN DO YOU ACTUALLY USE A SLEEPING BAG?  Also the no arms thing is really creepy.

BIEBER CLONES ATTACK!

Cody Simpson – you’re already headed downhill… and no one cares who you are.

FOR BORNA: SCHILLER’S JUST GOT TEKKEN’D

Best Buy be damned – Schiller’s brunch just got Tekken’d