BABY BURGER

WTF: I AM SO PISSED OFF TO LOSE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

Why… WHY MUST WE GO BACK?!?  I will give whomever that extra hour of sleep back to avoid the soulless sunsets at 2:45 PM.  And what’s up with this shit?

Come on Arizona

MEGA DRUNK LADY KISSING AT COP – WHILE BEING ARRESTED – ON TV. (THANKS SACHA)

“IF YOU THROW UP IN MY CAR, ALL THAT FLIRTIN YOU DID EARLIER WILL DO NO GOOD”

WHAT’S YOUR NAME IN BILL COSBY SPEAK?

DUDE YOUR ARM HAS THE GRACE OF AN UNMANNED FIREHOSE

I love old commercials.
Obviously this one can’t be real… but what’s even worse is the attempt (at the time) to make it seem real.  God this is just awkward.

WELL OF COURSE I’D JETSKI ACROSS THE PACIFIC FROM CHINA TO JAPAN

explode this motherfucker to full screen

THAT NEW SNEEZING MONKEY THEY FOUND LOOKS LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NO THIS ISNT A RACIST JOKE

So they found these

i'm so so sorry

which to me look like this guy

WTF: OLIVER THE CHIMP

Documentary about a strange chimp discovered in 1960 that was/is considered to be half human. HUMANZEE

WHAT SHOULD I DO FOR HALLOWEEN?

FUCK THERE ARE NO GOOD PARTIES.

“JUST A SONG ABOUT MY FAMILY”

How long can you last?