WTF: RUSSIAN GIRL MAKES HOMEMADE BUNGEE JUMP (SLIDE?)

She’s got bigger balls than any of you. She’s also retarded. She also has a BLOOD CURDLING scream.

MINI DADDY THE NEW LITTLE MEXICAN RAPPER

Holy shit

GUEST POST BY: THAT WOMAN WHO INVENTED PIZZA SCISSORS

You know what I was thinking about yesterday when I was scrap booking and quilting?  Wouldn’t be great if we could find a THIRD way to cut pizza?  Knives are scary and those roller thingys are the work of the devil.  Anyways check out my quilt that inspired it all.  Some of you think I’m crazy.  You’ll see….  you will see….

HACK ROLL CALL: LET IT BE… A COMPLETE FAILURE


Usually celebrities get together for a cause. This time, the cause is… wait for it… Norwegian Television station? CHECK OUT THE TALENT THEY PULLED (out of the woodwork) for this one.  It reads like the dream lineup for Celebrity Ghost Stories

Running commentary:

Peter Faulk isn’t dead?!

Huey Lewis ISN’T gray?

Who knew Alfonso Ribiero had those vocal trills just waitin to be unleashed?

Michey Rourke is billed as the dude from 9.5 weeks.  HA

Tubbs from Miami Vice can play a mean air guitar

Dolph Lundgren looks AMAZING still

Malcolm Jamal Warner does not.

Kelly McGillis.  Period the end.

Rick Schroder is billed as the dude from The Champ.

ROBERT FUCKING ENGLUND IS IN THIS?!

Who is Boyzone?

Dan Jansen – still a loser

Fab from Milli Vanilli… there’s no way he sang on this.

Dee Snider – I sat next to him at a WWF event once.

RIGHAT SAID FRED IS MORE THAN ONE GUY?  WHO THE FUCK IS FRED?

REDNEXXX (Performers of middle school dance staple “Cotton Eyed Joe”) look fresh out of Bret Michaels storage unit.

LOU FERRIGNO CLOSES THIS SHIT OUT?!

MEANWHILE IN CHERNOBYL


(thank you again Travis)

ANGRY MASCOT FRIDAY (THANKS TRAVIS) MY HOW THEY KICK AND PUNCH

Just when you thought those nightmares had stopped….  this happens.

I wonder what this joker said to deserve that mildly padded nerf like wrath.

EVERY 20 MINUTES A CHILD IS DIAGNOSED WITH… A MUSTACHE

MAKING YOUR DAY BETTER ONE GIF AT A TIME





WTF: THIS FAT KITTY BURPS AND FARTS AT THE SAME TIME

Holy shit

0:22. JUST WAIT FOR FUCKING 0:22

Kosuke Kasza Cousteau takes us on another youtube exhibition to the depths of our terrifyingly weird ocean.

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also in other weird shark sightings LOOK AT THIS FUCKING OVEN MIT