Having trouble with the high notes…
Finally! Hollywood takes notice of my blog and his leaked me exclusive footage from the set of Jake Gyllenhaal’s new epic film “Prince Of Persia”
“Crazy Horse” is probably one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard. Maybe you have to be Mormon to appreciate the Osmonds, but jesus fucking christ this is terrible. I’m trying to find the video of this song from ther 2008 reunion show on PBS. The AARP Osmonds have zero stage presence, even keytar playin’ Osmond can’t liven it up with SPARKS SHOOTING OUT OF HIS KEYTAR. Nevertheless, behold the ridiculous dance moves, synth horse noises, and horrible outfits. On a side note, this is the best selling Osmonds record of all time.
Sheh sheh sheh sheh sheh (beat drops like boom psst pop psst boom boom psst pop) Uh huh fiddy sheh sheh sheh sheh OH FUCK MY HOUSE IS BURNING DOWN. WHERE MAH JUICE AT?
Unhappy middle aged women (and their teenage daughters) feel like they’re part of the cast, but then realize they have to go home where (I’m guessing) no one cares about their feelings or what they’re wearing.
Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Ruth Buzzi
“Chatting with women, taxes, chatting with men”
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