Yuck yuck yuck, those crazy Jackassers are at it again but this time with a CELEBRITY (alleged) RAPIST! Check the fake digitalness of this corporate Nike “stunt” below. Yawn. Forced viral videos SO jumped the shark back when Lonelygirl was a youtube icon, and I didn’t even think she was good looking.
From Gizmodo, what a great way to fuck with your friends. I can think of 100s of hilarious places for these. Sadly I think they’re quite pricey since they’re made to order from Thelermont Hupton.
Misanthropy Pure is shaping to be one of the best hardcore records released in a long LONG time. New vocalist Matt Ian Mazzali is a juiced up version of Jamey Jasta, with a scream thats mildly melodic and epic as all hell. How he manages to wail over ever single stuttering pnumatic riff is beyond me. The album’s title track is easily the most accessible track on the album and I mean that in a good way. While so much heavy music is mindless chugging these days, Shai Hulud seem to switch up time signatures and styles (mind you I mean styles within the genre) so easily it’s scary. Add in the catchy soaring guitar melodies and you have an anthemic barn burner of an album. Check out the simple yet powerful video below. Directed by the one and only David Broadsky.
So it’s already humiliating enough to get your head chopped off by a stolen stop sign in the back of pickup truck. Some fratboy doosh bag will definitely pay for doing something so blatantly mindless, but does your girlfriend have to be the spokesperson to the press? Oh wait, this happened in Santa Fe, NM… the state with the WORST public schools.
The tasteless humor continues when watching the video of the report which is prefaced by a streaming ad from Ford Motors. Gotta love keyword based advertising. 
How fucking humiliating. Poor guy, looks like my life accessory got some accessories. Blame my girlfriend. Well we’ll just make sure he doesn’t try and go to any casinos. Gee thanks, now he’ll just lick his balls even more. Nothing like doggie cock breath. I said it
Step 1: Be a man
Step 2: Wish you were a woman
Step 3: Smoke a ton of meth
Step 4: Put on the following clothes
Step 5: Go to a casino
Step 6: Get denied at the door for being inappropriately dressed
Step 7: Sue for 15,000 dollars
It happened
You know what I want to do? Stuff my dead dog’s ashes into a box complete with 7″ screen and USB connection.
From the products manufacturer:
Display all of your favorite pet photographs with the latest in digital memorial technology. Available in Oak or Walnut wood, these photo urns represent a new generation in memorial design and capability.With a 7″ diagonal screen you can display literally hundreds of your favorite pet and/or human memories. Each digital frame includes a battery operated remote control, a large 256 megabyte internal memory, power supply cord, and USB computer cord for transferring photo’s or audio files from your personal computer to the internal memory.
This urn has two compartments which you access from the removable bottom. The 1st compartment holds the digital frame while the 2nd has 95 cubic inches of space inside, accomodating pets from 0-75 lbs.
While surfing Gizmodo, I stumbled across an amazing piece (albeit a marketing ploy for DHL) where artist Erik Nordenankar mailed a package containing a GPS device around the world. The tracking data of said GPS formed the following self-portrait. Check the youtube below for more info.
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