Who’s hungry?
Cracked.com has unearthed what they believe to be the top 9 insults. I’d like to add a #10: “You have a blog.”
Actually you know what? I’m going to add about 40 more courtesy of the new track listing from Anal Cunt’s (yes it’s a band) new album after the jump. I’ve deleted the truly deplorable ones out of taste… but I feel guilty for laughing at them while I deleted them.
Fuck yeah. Do you remember the shitty SNES version that had NO BLOOD? What the fuck is that all about… My favorite was Sub-Zero. No one like Sonya, who wants to be a girl in a fighting game?
I saw this on myspace today. Apparently it’s Kimmy Gibbler (auxillary friend
charater to D.J. Tanner on ABC’s once loved Full House) getting punted
in the face by a llama with wings and what look like dildos for legs. I want
this on a hoodie.
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Apparently the llama is saying “pwned” a term I wish
I werent familiar with as it denotes my ugly past with video games. Here’s one
definition but there seems to be a brooding
war over the origin of the word.
PWNED: A corruption of the word “Owned.”
This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled
“owned.” When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say,
so-and-so “has been owned.”
Instead, it said, so-and-so “has been pwned.”
It basically means “to own” or to be dominated by an opponent or situation,
especially by some god-like or computer-like force.
“Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned.”
OR
“That team totally pwned us.”
I hate you Danny. It isn’t over bitch. It isn’t over.
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