WTF PARIS HILTON?

“it like got a ten point oh”

HERE I COME HELL….

OH THE HUGE MANATEE

I’M STILL GOING WITH THE METALLICA JOKES

LETS LEARN HOW TO: SPOT A CONCEALED WEAPON!

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NOTHING REALLY MATRESS

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: FLASH GANG SIGNS!

FINGER PUPPET? NO. FENGA PAPIT

Ok honestly, am I going to hell?

Would you play fenga papits with her?

Is that a her?

Wait what IS that?

A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH – EXCUSE ME I WAS LOOKING AT THE WATER

I was sick of my old background. It was a picture I took of the lanes at gutter a LONG time ago. I realized I wanted something calming – possibly water related when I stumbled on this gem.

For those who care, here’s my new background FREE FOR EVERYONE! (I didn’t make it)

WHY AM I IN THE WATER AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?