LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MAKE BIG MAC SECRET SAUCE

I haven’t had a Big Mac in years.  I’m talking somewhere around a decade.  Still, people flip out over that sauce.  There’s a bunch of different recipes out there, but this one has an infographic.  So i’m going to go with it…

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WILFORD BRIMLEY IS A CAT

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: RAGE WITH CRUSTACEANS

I have NO idea what this is about… thanks 4Chan

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: MACGUYVER AN AIR CONDITIONER LIKE A REAL MAN

It is ungodly hot outside this time of year in New York.  It’s just oh so lovely to walk outside and sweat like a woman in labor.  If you have a shitty lower east side office like me your air conditioning unit isn’t cutting it in the back of the space.  I wonder if this would work in our kitchenette and bathroom?  I feel like we’re looking at a lot of condensation and perhaps spillage.  I would actually attempt it if I knew anyone read this site.

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: SAVE YOUR UNCONSCIOUS FRIEND WHEN YOUR STAIRCASE IS ON FIRE

When he comes around (that is if you let him live) – yell at him for “passing out” during the fire.  Selfish bitch….

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: INCLUDE YOURSELF IN EVERY FACET OF HISTORY (WITH THE HELP OF A TIME MACHINE)

IF YOU WERE FROM THE FUTURE YOU'D ALREADY KNOW TO CLICK THIS

LETS LEARN HOW TO: SING HEY JUDE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING

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UPDATE:
LINDA SUCKED AT SINGING

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: LACE OUR SHOES LIKE A BADASS (OR HIPSTER DOUCHE YOU CHOOSE)

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LETS LEARN HOW TO: COMMUNICATE LIKE A SWAT TEAM (A LESSON IN SIGN LANGUAGE)

Wow.  I’ve always wanted to know what all those hand signals meant.  In my younger years this could’ve been helpful while trying to:

  • evade police at a high school party
  • evade bullies
  • evade my father
  • siege the couches in the science wing
  • crush opposition in a game of musical chairs

obviously guns are necessary for all of the above scenarios

CLICK HER TO LEARN MILITARY SIGN LANGUAGE

LET’S LEARN HOW TO: GO FISHING WITH A BOW & ARROW

I am a terrible fisherman.  I’ve caught one fish in my entire life – probably because I can’t stand touching them.  SO THIS IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY.  Why deal with a sharp hook, a gross worm, some lame flexy bendy stick WHEN YOU CAN SHOOT THESE FUCKERS THROUGH THE HEART.  Jacques Cousteau could not be reached for comment.

CLICK TO READ HOW CHUCK NORRIS CATCHES DINNER