FUCKING AWESOME: SUNNY DAY REAL ESTATE ON FALLON

EPIC HAHA, YOU SUCK: Peace Day In Afghanistan

The Saddest Dog Alive

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The Best Email I’ve Received Since I Was Born (Alternate Title: The Best Email I’ve Received Since The Dawn Of Time)

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Stuck in a car with his parents driving to a family wedding in Vermont, a very close friend of ours wrote the following in an email:

ll be in VT this weekend at my cousin’s engagement party. Ill be with my parents so unfortunately it will be very difficult to bang her hot friends unless I carry out my business in the barn her father built with his bare hands.

After inquiring about said barn, we were sent this:

My uncle erected a barn. I’m driving up with my parents right now and my dad told me about the first time he met my moms family at the barn raising.

He went up to visit mum for the barn raising and found a huge crop field full of pot (maybe an acre), with a few rows of corn plants as cover running the perimeter. My grandmother thought they were just ‘weeds’ and shrugged it off. She was probably drunk.

There is little doubt that my uncle, now a well-regarded woodworker, inlay expert and published hand-plane authority, was a very successful pot dealer in middle VT when he was our age. He’s on his third wife. He is also missing part of his left ring finger. It is assumed that he chopped it off on a table saw while woodworking, while stoned.

Bravo…  Bravo.

To The Guy Next To Me At Coyi Cafe:

Heaven’s to mergatroid you sound just like this

Oldies but Goodies: The F*cking Rockafire Explosion

another gem from the annals of the internet. no, you pervert, not anals, annals.

I BOUGHT THIS JACKET TODAY AND YOU DIDN’T

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Kid keeps losing at deals, decides not to make a deal

Wow, this kid is amazing.

he’s assertive which will serve him well in life, but that attitude about making deals means he’ll never fist bump howie mandel.

Oldies but Goodies: Crazy Indian Video

i love this video. an internet classic. i’m sensing a theme for the day.

Daft Punk is doing the theme for TRON. Duh.

This is the theme for Tron: Legacy. That movie with the awesome ass motorcycles and ruthless exploitation of 80s nostalgia. No, not Star Trek. Tron. Yeah, Tron.