LOOK. YOU’RE A BEAR. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING SHOOT YOU WITH A DART. THIS SHOULD BE EASY RIGHT?

ROBOCOP’S KITCHEN

AND GOD SAID: “LET THEM SEE MY PENIS… YES I AM A MAN. STOP ARGUING”

spank the rodent button to see it bigger-er

OH JESUS

This is amazing. Thank you barn. Thank you so much.

THIS IS FOR YOU CARTER

FIESTA LLAMA DOES WHAT FIESTA LLAMA WANTS

OVERHEARD: “LISTEN BITCH WE CROPPED YOUR BOYFRIEND” also “DUDE YOUR TUMOR IS OUT OF CONTROL”

Agan Harahap Is Blowin’ Up

I read about dude in Wired a few months back.  But now he’s in like major newspapers?!  DAMMMMMN.  Who knew photoshopping (really well I may add) could get you this much press.  Time to draw multi-dicks on Paul Depoien and retire in Mexico.

THINGS I NOTICE ON THE INTERNET: THIS LOOKS LIKE THIS, THIS, THIS, AND THIS

yeah that’s Jessica Alba

go britney!!!!

Shareholders meeting for Eating Shit Inc.

Quarterly reports indicate that face + hard surface = big returns.

I have no idea why the weirdo techno music starts up in here, but there are some epic ones after that. Shit involving airplanes and yachts. It’s nuts. But mostly, it’s just people doing things they probably shouldn’t and then immediately getting hurt in the face region. Which is fun. And then sad. And then fun again.

Thanks to Sachmo for pointing me at this one. YOU MA GURL YO