BAND TO WATCH: SEAFOOD TOWER – SEAFOOD TOWER EP


“Art is hard,”

so said Tim Kasher on Cursive’s wonderful 2003 effort The Ugly Organ.  He’s right after all, I mean who are we to define the essence of a medium so varied – so quintessentially self-emotive.  But at the heart of art is emotion.  Feeling.

Seafood Tower’s self titled debut EP is an astounding accomplishment for a new artist.  Not since Springsteen’s audible existential crisis album Nebraska have we heard something so deeply rooted in beautiful angst and self-doubt.

Yet, there are two distinct differences that position Seafood Tower away from the obvious Nebraska comparisons:  the mega bombastic electro drum glitches and FM Synthesis squelches, and the fact that Seafood Tower is in fact an American Apparel Mannequin.

Oh did I mention the album is instrumental?  Seafood Tower creates it’s work by throwing itself on studio equipment repeatedly.  There’s no head.  Head begats mouth.  There are no vocals.

The name alone comes from a fall onto a keyboard programmed to take the first search result and immediately send out a press release.

Studio photo of Seafood Tower's first recording session

Seafood Tower will be hitting the road with Dan Deacon and A Place To Bury Strangers all through Ramadan so keep a look out.  I’ve been listening to Cursive longer than you have.  Do you even own Domestica?

HIPSTER KITTY WISDOM

BAND TO WATCH: POOLS – CHAISE EP


Have you guys heard the new Chaise EP by Pools?  It’s fucking rad.  Pummeling you (albeit sexually) with their fuzzed out chillwave glory, the band manages to channel “Take My Breath Away” era Berlin along with bad 70s photography, hip hop, incomprehensibly reverbed vocals, and Prince.  Take all of that and sandwich it between The XX’s simplicity and the faint island twinge of Jimmy Buffet (WHO KNEW STEEL DRUMS COULD BE PURCHASED IN BUSHWICK?!) and you’ve got a damn near certifiable hit.  Check them out this week at Gorilla Vs. Bear’s new venue.

DAILYFOODPORN.COM IS TRYING TO KILL US ALL

I would eat this. I would definitely eat this.

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RACHEL RAY IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

YOU CAN CARRY YOUR EVOO TO HELL IN ONE OF THESE CUTE (FUCK THAT) SATCHELS

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ASS GET DOWN FROM THERE

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I 100% COMPLETELY MISSED SHARK WEEK THEN REALIZED THEY HAVENT EVOLVED

Furthermore, don’t you guys remember a time when Discovery Channel had way better programming?  I’m over Mike Rowe stomping through feces and then narrating about some crab boats.

So shark week comes.  They promo THA FECK out of it.  I remember the tie in with like THE X GAMES (?!?!?!) promotion.

But I never once tuned in.  Why?  Oh probably because NOTHING HAS CHANGED.  THEY’RE MONSTERS IN THE DEEP.  STOP ACTING LIKE THEY CAN BE LOVED.  Shark overload.  Boy who cried Shark?  What’s the term I’m looking for?  Would I even be scared anymore?

WTF: SYNTHESIZER CLUB GETS FUCKING HARD aka (WHAT INSTRUMENT DOES DAVE PLAY?)

BALLOON BOY’S DAD CLAIMS TO HAVE FOUND LIFE ON MARS. I SWEAR TO GOD I’M NOT FUCKING KIDDING

Richard Heene is a fucking lunatic.  ”BONE! That’s a BONE!” “That’s a structure!” “Come on, look at that!” “That’s a vehicle!”

ELEVATOR TO HELL: WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE