THE DUMBEST TREE HUGGER ALIVE: A LESSON IN LIGHT REFRACTION

This is UNREAL.  You can blame a lot of things.  The green energy movement, saving whales, Bob Ross….  But this is a whole new level of stupidity.

Has she ever looked at a diamond?  A crystal?  A REAL RAINBOW?  What would metallic oxide salts have to do with any of this.  If the rainbow were on fire and burning these colors I would a.) be scared and b.) think it might have something to do with metals.

To ease my stomach I think I’ll just go watch Mike Barron’s rad video for North Highland’s “Sugar Lips.”  I wish Mike walked into the office everyday shooting confetti.

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

MENEO FREAKS ME OUT BUT I SHALL DANCE ON

8 Bit dance jams. THE FIRST VIDEO IS A GIANT WTF

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

LOVE TRACTOR NEEDS VANITY PLATE

Posted by Carter on 16/07/2010 at 3.pm

HOW TO NEVER EVER LOSE AT ROCK PAPER SCISSOR.

SLAP THE MOUSEBOX TO ENLARGO

Posted by Carter on 15/07/2010 at 12.pm

I’VE BEEN GONE FOR THREE MONTHS BUT RETURN WITH VIDEO OF AN EAGLE THROWING A GOAT OFF A CLIFF

You’re welcome

Posted by Carter on 14/07/2010 at 2.pm

The new YEAR OF NO LIGHT album is so thick and heavy (and pretty) it probably has its own gravitation pull…

Eat it Explosions In The Sky.

Posted by Carter on 27/04/2010 at 2.pm

U.N. calls summit as growing pigeon apartheid hits rural malls. UPDATE: The bears are fighting back

Posted by Carter on 27/04/2010 at 12.pm

Robin Hall is going to murder me (or rather Drunk Mallard needs booze)

Posted by Carter on 01/04/2010 at 8.pm

There are no words. Only improvisations. (AND STUPID GREENSCREEN HIPPIE BULLSH*T)

Yo homie, hand drums suck

Posted by Carter on 01/04/2010 at 9.am

WHERE IS THE FLAT BEAT OIZO!?!

In Mr. Oizo’s latest masterwork of adorable, yellow, slightly overweight and very well articulated puppetry, Flat Eric rides a scooter through the trees, and then he doesn’t. And then we find out what Pharrell has been up to since guesting on The Blueprint 3. I guess the new N.E.R.D. album isn’t coming together quite fast enough?

I kind of love this, but seriously, when he pushes play WHERE IS THE JAM OIZO?? NYmag posted this quoting Oizo about the video: “this short film has NOTHING TO SELL, I just did it for NO REASON.” Ugh fine. Let me just say I would prefer it if you were lying.

Side note: NYmag also said that you would also remember Flat Eric from the “Levi’s” ads. Where the fuck were you in 1999! Probably watching the matrix, you posers.

Posted by James on 31/03/2010 at 10.am

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