Once Again PETA Does Little To Expand Their Base

You know I love vegetarians.  I fucking LOVVVEEEEE vegetarian restaurants.  Actually… you know what?  Fugghit.  I even love vegans.  But this shit is so stupid.

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 SO FUCKING STUPID.  Most of America that doesn’t touch an ocean (except for that ring of Texas to Florida) already thinks PETA is a bunch of elitist pinko commies, so why would these skinny-idealistic-egg-throwing-American-Spirit-Smoking-hipsters choose to alienate the rest of the country?  Because they’re better than everyone… obviously.  Eating food with a shadow is so Y2K.

I mean it IS fucking funny, but it’s tasteless and low brow.  Add a NO FEAR logo to it while you’re at it.  Silly vegans.

Posted by Carter on 22/09/2009 at 1.am

Jeff Klein Makes Me Laugh Really Hard

This is probably the best plane prank I’ve ever heard.  Why can’t all flights involve Jeff Klein?

Jeff: You should get fake blood caplets and pretend to be a really discrete cutter on the plane

Me: How does that work?

Jeff: You ask the girl next to you her name, and slowly razor it into your arm.

Posted by Carter on 22/09/2009 at 1.am

Design: The Coolest Church You’ve Ever Seen – My Jaw Is Droppinnnggg And DROOLLINNGGGNNG

Lets all move to madrid and become Christians. I’ll be born again, as long as I don’t have to look at the afterbirth. Architects: Vincens & Ramos.  It’s so astounding it doesn’t even look real.

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Posted by Carter on 20/09/2009 at 3.am

COOL AS FUCK: 200% FLAMMABLE EDITION OF FAHRENHEIT 451

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by: Nicholas Acemoglu
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I saw this in CMYK magazine  and had to repost.  REALLY cool… REALLY.  This is like “next stop bonersville” for both fans of the novel and arsonists everywhere.  I have to email this guy….

Posted by Carter on 20/09/2009 at 3.am

WANT NOW: E-MO ELECTRIC CAR – HOLY SHIT WANT WANT WANT WANT

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Designed by Swedes – funded by the Germans.  
FUCKING AWESOMMMMEEEE.
More Here: e-mo-car.ch

Posted by Carter on 20/09/2009 at 2.am

Caitlynn’s Moving On – Mike Is Still A Dick

Who spells it C-A-I-T-L-Y-N-N  ?

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Posted by Carter on 16/09/2009 at 11.am

MP3: Winter Flowers – “Misty Morning Land”

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Winter Flowers – “Misty Morning Land”

This track came out in 2006.  How I missed it, I have no idea.  It’s baroque influenced abstract Laurel Canyon folk at it’s best.  Confused?  I might be too actually…   If you like the idea of the Mamas & The Papas playing with Final Fantasy, you will like this.  It’s so hypnotic, I might just want to join a cult and roam around Malibu Canyon.  Enjoy.

Posted by Carter on 16/09/2009 at 11.am

EXCLUSIVE: Kosuke Drew Two Drawings – One Good – One Bad – Borna Wrote A Haiku

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Posted by Carter on 15/09/2009 at 1.pm

MP3: My Favorite Remix So Far This Morning This Most Likely Change Soon

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LCD Soundsystem – \”Tribulations\” (Lindstrom Mix)

Goddamnit, I totally rediscovered this jam and a half this morning.  Released on Introns which was some sort of LCD Soundsystem B-Side/Remix Comp (which includes the astoundingly good “Yr City’s A Sucker”), this Lindstrom remix of “Tribulations” is a booty shaker.  The vocal stabs at the end are AWESHUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Posted by Carter on 15/09/2009 at 12.pm

Unsettling Today: Your Son, The Larper

Ok look, I understand that you want to be supportive.  You want your child to develop his own sense of “being.”  A confidence exploding from a place so deep from within that from a young age your offspring feels comfortable in his or her own skin.  But if you’re going to allow them to choose to live in an eternal state of virginity, couldn’t you at least give his hind legs some knees?  And maybe a shirt?  And what the fuck is that stick?  He has four legs… does he really need stability?  It better have a knife on it or something…  Fuck….

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Unrelated but also worthy of mention today:

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Posted by Carter on 15/09/2009 at 11.am

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